1. Discovery of some revolutionary, amazing blog site.
2. Post 293012483 blogs in about two days.
3. Never log on again.
4. Repeat process several times.
5. Months later, return to blogger with tail between legs. I wish I had a tail, actually, just so I could slink off like that when I'm feeling guilty or ashamed. I reckon people would be more inclined to forgive me. Because come on...I'd have a tail! When I see a falling star next, I'm going to wish for a tail. Except maybe not like this: