Unashamedly indulgent, imperfect and gelatinous (?).The big smoke hasn't killed me yet, but it just might soon. I have learnt some valuable lessons in my short time as a city slicker:
- Quite frequently, a strange man may sniff your hair or point at you continuously. Others may not appear to be as alarmed at you, so do not make a scene or you will be the strange one.
- The veggie burgers might be free, but this does not mean you should eat several.
- Poutine* is the world's greatest creation and my life was clearly a lie prior to not knowing about it.
- Jeggins are an endangered species.
- Sometimes it will take you far less time walking to your destination than catching a tram.
- Never, EVER engage someone from the 'Socialist Alliance' into conversation.
Valuable information right there. My essay is dying, so I must go tend to it. I murdered it with the first 17 episodes of Glee Season 2. I figure if they've already been shown on TV, I've saved all this time not watching them so therefore I can spend those saved hours now!
OH AND ANGRY BOYS.....<3, enough said. Chris Lilley, come to me!
*Poutine is hot chips, covered in melted cheese and then topped with gravy. I'll upload a picture next time I consume some. A must try for chips and gravy lovers, I guarantee you will not be let down!
